Saturday, October 15, 2016

You Must Love the Alien

“You must love the alien, for you once lived as aliens in Egypt.”  —Deut. 10.19

Take a moment to let that sink in.  How repulsive and anti-Christian is the American Taliban?

Old Testament
Book Five:  Deuteronomy
Primary Charge of Moses to the People (cont’d)
Chapter 9:  The basis for the granting of the land
Chapter 10:  The basis for the granting of the land (cont’d)
Chapter 10 (cont’d):  A final exhortation to future obedience

It seems to me the bible is definitely better written as it goes on.  It is interesting how it is not rewritten from beginning to end, they leave the earlier ancient garbage, then try to elide the problems or retell them (which is the point of Deuteronomy).  So, here Moses is retelling everything that happened to Israel (but again, this was written later, with the Kingdom of Judah as the audience).  It’s nice to read this, written better and focused better, you get a better sense of what they consider to be important from the previous 200 pages.

Moses’ point here is that Canaan is not going to be destroyed as a reward for Israel’s merit, but to punish Canaan’s wickedness.  (Echoes of Sodom and Gomorrah.)  Israel really pissed off God in the desert with all their moaning about how crappy manna is, and making the false gods when Moses was up in the mountain.  I have said this before, but I think the real story of the old testament is really a fascinating one, one that I’m not sure has ever been told from a modern point of view before, that of a God and a people who hate him, and the centuries long contentious relationship between them.  There is absolutely no love lost between God and Israel.  He says here he’s doing it because he promised it, not because he wants to or because they deserve it.  This puts a really interesting spin on the concept of “chosen people.”  It’s really hard for anyone to hear you’re part of the “chosen people” and not think it means you’re special, rewarded, better than others.  But here God says that’s not true at all.  I don’t even like you.  But, I made a promise so I have to go through with it.  Any time you hear someone say something about “chosen people” understand that that is not a bragging point at all, it is an arbitrary and undeserved designation.

Most important here is that even at this point, Canaan is not being destroyed because it was promised to Israel:  they don’t deserve it.  It is being destroyed because Canaan was itself wicked.  There are also interesting implications here for predestination.  God promised Canaan to Israel, indicating that he would have given it to them no matter what, right?  But he didn’t want to be unjust?  Is that it?  So did he influence Canaan to be wicked so he could justify destroying them?  What if they had been good people?  Or was it preordained that they were evil?  Or did God not make it happen, but he could see the future?  Then you’re back to the usual problem that a promise without consideration is not a promise.  (This story would be a brilliant illustration of consideration for a contracts class.)

This is interesting, I am not going to go back and check, but it sounds like this is a quite explicit retelling of what happened in Exodus, event by event.  Anyway, once again a human intercedes and argues with God and changes his mind.  According to this, God would have destroyed Israel at Mount Sinai if Moses had not convinced him not to.  Moses’ reasoning for it is very interesting, and again weirdly not strong.  He doesn’t remind God of his love for the people even if they are wicked.  Instead he tells God that if he destroys them, then “the people in the land out of which thou didst lead us will say, ‘It is because the Lord was not able to bring them into the land which he promised them and because he hated them, that he has led them out to kill them in the wilderness.’”  Others would find God weak if he doesn’t save them.  An utterly selfish reason.  It never ceases to amaze me how condescending the Old Testament is toward God!  I love it!

Anyway, one other thing, I had forgotten that it was Aaron who made the false idols while they were waiting for Moses.  It’s so strange how the characters who in one section are clearly the worst of the worst later become important.  The unusual thing about the old testament compared to the new is that apparently all this stuff actually happened.  So they couldn’t just rewrite it; instead they had to add a new book to explain how now Aaron is a good guy.  It’s all so dumb.

The notes have a very interesting comment.  Moses is going through all the different times Israel was unworthy of God’s love.  And he mentions things that happened that were apparently not preserved in the OT.  That is interesting; this is some kind of history of Israel, but it’s not complete.  Or, maybe the notes are suggesting, they were recorded at one time but at some point have been edited out.

—bibletoenail


Quotables:
“Know then this day that it is the Lord your God himself who goes at your head as a devouring fire; he will subdue them and destroy them at your approach; you shall drive them out and overwhelm them, as he promised you.”  —Deut. 9.3

“So now you must circumcise the foreskin of your hearts and not be stubborn anymore.”  —Deut. 10.16

“He is no respecter of persons.”  —Deut. 10.17

“He secures justice for widows and orphans, and loves the alien who lives among you, giving him food and clothing.”  —Deut. 10.18


“You too must love the alien, for you once lived as aliens in Egypt.”  —Deut. 10.19

Saturday, October 8, 2016

I'm Going to Wichita, Far from This Opera for Evermore

This is cool, I never knew what Jack White was referring to with “Seven Nation Army.”  It is right here:  “When the Lord your God brings you into the land which you are entering to occupy and drives out the many nations before you—Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites, seven nations more numerous and powerful than you—when the Lord your God delivers them into your power and you defeat them, you must put them to death.”  —Deut. 7.1–2



Old Testament
Book Five:  Deuteronomy
Primary Charge of Moses to the People (cont’d)
Chapter 7:  The inhabitants of Canaan
Chapter 8:  Injunction for life in the promised land

This is truly amazing, the first truly shocking thing I have read in the bible so far.  I already told you that according to the notes, Deuteronomy was written during the time of the Kingdom of Judah, and the story was told (retold) as some kind of message for the people of that later time, so the admonitions in Deuteronomy are particularly geared toward that time.  (That’s not special to Deuteronomy.  The entire bible is written that way.  That is apparently, for instance, why there are so many contradictory fragments throughout the earlier books, like the two creation stories.  They are differing creation myths that had been handed down, and the writers of the bible didn’t want to offend the followers of either one, so they put them both in.  Yes, to say it again, this is the book that people actually believe is the infallible word of God.)

Anyway, the notes just had a spoiler.  They say, “Those who gathered the Deuteronomic traditions believed that the kingdom of Israel had suffered defeat through succumbing to Canaanite influence.”  Wait, WHAT?!?!?!  Earlier I was complaining about how all this time, they are on the border of Canaan, and rather than just going down there and taking over like they are supposed to, they have to pause and wait one more time while Moses gives another speech.  Now, it turns out, if I’m reading this right, when they invade Canaan, THEY LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am speechless.  I actually know very little about the bible.  I know the stories in Genesis very well, and I know that Moses lead Israel out of Egypt, and the Red Sea, and they wander the desert for 40 years, and God promised them Canaan.  I know that, then I have absolutely no idea what happens next.  I know the stories, like David and Goliath, Samson and Delilah, splitting the baby, but I don’t know the context—who is this king that threatens to split the baby?  When is that happening?  What’s going on?  No idea.  So, we get to Deuteronomy, and Moses gets up there to say, “Okay, we’re about to finally do it!  I just want to remind you of the rules, now let’s go get ’em!”  After all this promising, and knowing that these five books are the Torah, the most important five, here is the climax, I thought surely this is it, this is what we’ve been waiting for.  Now, if I understood this note correctly, God fails AGAIN!  And this is the God they are following?!  It is utterly amazing.

Okay, well, now for the first time ever I am actually on the edge of my seat.  Can they really lose after all this time?  Of course, it wasn’t the bible itself that created this tension, it was the note-writers, but I am still interested.

Okay, I read the introduction to Deuteronomy more carefully.  It looks like Israel will be able to defeat Canaan.  Then, at some point later, Israel loses to Assyria.  The Kingdom of Judah is the only one that remained faithful to God, so, allegedly, God spared them while he let Israel be defeated.  Still, it gets back to what I have said a hundred times about God’s faithfulness.  Anyway, Deuteronomy was written during the time of Josiah, a king in the Kingdom of Judah, to convince the people of Judah to remain faithful to God (meaning, of course, to the leadership).

Some other interesting things.  Since we’ve established already God clearly isn’t the only god, it really sucks that we got stuck with the god that we call God!  The Canaanite gods were gods of fertility!  How much more fun must that have been than this dumb ole god we’re stuck with now?!

The language of this book has definitely changed.  It’s stronger, more powerful in some way.  Here’s a cool quote:  “Know then that the Lord your God is God, the faithful God; with those who love him and keep his commandments he keeps covenant and faith for a thousand generations, but those who defy him and show their hatred for him he repays with destruction:  he will not be slow to require any who so hate him.”  Deut. 7.9.

A couple more things.  This is interesting.  Here (chapter 8) the hardships and delay in the Wilderness is reinterpreted (the note says) to mean that God was teaching them discipline before Canaan.  The claim now is that Canaan is going to be so great you will be tempted.  You need to learn discipline before I give it to you.

One more thing I must point out.  Stupid-ass American Christian Taliban insist that Islam is evil.  One of their arguments is that Muhammad was a warlord and the Koran advocates “holy war” against” infidels.  Did you pick up on what this section was about?  Read the seven nation quote at the top again.  God tells them explicitly to execute all the non-believing Canaanites.  How the fuck is Islam more violent than Judaism/Christianity?  (Of course I’m not saying Islam is BETTER than the other two.  What is idiotic is to think any of them is better or worse than the others.)

--bibletoenail



Quotables:
“Know then that the Lord your God is God, the faithful God; with those who love him and keep his commandments he keeps covenant and faith for a thousand generations, but those who defy him and show their hatred for him he repays with destruction:  he will not be slow to require any who so hate him.”  Deut. 7.9.

“He humbled you and made you hungry; then he fed you on manna which neither you nor your fathers had known before, to teach you that man cannot live on bread alone but lives by every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord.”  8.3.

“You shall devour all the nations which the Lord your God is giving over to you.  Spare none of them, and do not worship their gods; that is the snare which awaits you.”  —Deut. 7.16

“Be in no dread of them, for the Lord your God is in your midst, a great and terrible god.”  —Deut. 7.21

“He humbled you and made you hungry; then he fed you on manna which neither you nor your fathers had known before, to teach you that man cannot live on bread alone but lives by every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord.”  —Deut. 8.3

“Nor must you say to yourselves, ‘My own strength and energy have gained me this wealth,’ but remember the Lord your God; it is he that gives you strength to become prosperous, so fulfilling the covenant guaranteed by oath with your forefathers, as he is doing now.”  —Deut. 8.17–18


Friday, October 7, 2016

The Ten Commandments Redux

Old Testament
Book Five:  Deuteronomy
Primary Charge of Moses to the People (cont’d)
Chapter 5:  A review of the covenant at Sinai
Chapter 5 (cont’d):  Exhortations and warnings
Chapter 6:  Fidelity to the one Lord

It’s interesting.  God made a mistake in his covenant with Israel.  He promised salvation, but it wasn’t conditional on anything.  So throughout these books he has had to breach the contract over and over by adding new conditions—“I know I promised you, but first you have to . . .”  It is really pathetic and dishonest.  This one detail is enough to make this God simply not worthy of following, and it is THE Jewish God.

In this one way, Christianity is much smarter than Judaism. God made an entirely different promise.  In Christianity, he makes an individual covenant with each follower.  So each individual follower can uphold his end of the bargain or not.  If one Christian fails, he goes to hell without effecting the rest of the flock.  (There’s one small problem with this, which is that, for example, maybe my heaven wouldn’t be heaven without my wife or Elvis, but if they both sinned, then they have to go to hell and heaven can’t be heaven for me.  I think a real Christian would easily dismiss this argument.  When people say “Elvis must be with John Lennon in heaven right now” or whatever, they are misunderstanding heaven.  Heaven is about being with God, that is the thing that is going to be so awesome about heaven.  It’s not about reuniting with your loved ones.  If Christians let a follower believe they will be reunited, it destroys the advantage of one-on-one covenants.  This is a really subtle problem.  We humans don’t want one-on-one covenants, we all want to go to heaven together.  Hm.  God could just not be a dick and let us all go together.  (This reuniting issue is a fundamental problem with Mormonism, I think.)

Anyway, I noticed something else.  There are subtle indications throughout the Bible that this God isn’t the only god.  He says he’s the only god, but he means that he’s the only one for you; he doesn’t actually mean he’s the only god.  He says “I am a jealous god.”  What does that MEAN?  It means that there are many possible gods, but the one you have is a jealous god.  Just one more among the infinite contradictions in the bible.

A little interesting.  The question is why tell these rules again.  It is explained in 5.22–31.  In Exodus when Moses went to the mountain, they were all afraid.  They were afraid that if they encountered God personally and heard him speak they would die, so they had to have Moses go talk to God for them.  (This is where the “Horned Moses” comes from—after speaking to God his face shone, almost like it was bright and glowing and smoking after his encounter with God in the fire.)  So, at that time God gave them some of the rules, the ones they needed.  Now he’s going to give them more rules, the ones they will need for after they occupy Canaan.

Chapter 6, The Shema.  Notes say this is the “Jewish Creed,” the statement is the standard preface to private and public prayer in the Jewish tradition.  Then verses 10 to 15 say again that you must follow Him, no other god from the nations around you.  Man, I don’t see how you can read that except as acknowledging the legitimacy of the other gods.  This is a real Derrida moment.  Saying there is only one god admits that there are more than one god.  Why would you even need to say that otherwise?  I know what religious people would say, he’s saying the other gods are false gods, so you have to follow the real one.  But that really is not the way it sounds here.  He says explicitly, “You shall fear the Lord your God, serve him alone and take your oaths in his name.”  How else can you read that?  If it’s possible to “serve” another god, a god that isn’t real, then what is the point?  What difference does it make?  Doesn’t this acknowledge that the whole religious enterprise is fake, right here in the bible?

Verses 4 and 5 say, “Hear, O Israel, the Lord is our God, one Lord, and you must love the Lord your God with all your heart and soul and strength.”  The notes say that Mark describes those verses as “the greatest commandment.”  (Mk. 12.28–34.)  We need to keep an eye on these kind of comments, because of course this book has one of the most bizarre twists in the history of literature, right, that it turns out everything everyone believed for the first 5000 years was wrong, until Jeezy-Creezy comes along and explains the opposite?  It’s amazingly stupid, isn’t it?  But what is fascinating is that Jesus and his disciples were all Jewish!  I mean really Jewish, not just “my mom is Jewish,” but the whole point of Jesus is to explain the proper way to be Jewish.

I have to say that so far, six chapters in, this book is not as painfully boring to read as the last couple.  Moses is going to go through the rules again, but so far it seems to be written differently, more rhetorically and less mechanically.  Not so bad.


--bibletoenail