Saturday, October 8, 2016

I'm Going to Wichita, Far from This Opera for Evermore

This is cool, I never knew what Jack White was referring to with “Seven Nation Army.”  It is right here:  “When the Lord your God brings you into the land which you are entering to occupy and drives out the many nations before you—Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites, seven nations more numerous and powerful than you—when the Lord your God delivers them into your power and you defeat them, you must put them to death.”  —Deut. 7.1–2



Old Testament
Book Five:  Deuteronomy
Primary Charge of Moses to the People (cont’d)
Chapter 7:  The inhabitants of Canaan
Chapter 8:  Injunction for life in the promised land

This is truly amazing, the first truly shocking thing I have read in the bible so far.  I already told you that according to the notes, Deuteronomy was written during the time of the Kingdom of Judah, and the story was told (retold) as some kind of message for the people of that later time, so the admonitions in Deuteronomy are particularly geared toward that time.  (That’s not special to Deuteronomy.  The entire bible is written that way.  That is apparently, for instance, why there are so many contradictory fragments throughout the earlier books, like the two creation stories.  They are differing creation myths that had been handed down, and the writers of the bible didn’t want to offend the followers of either one, so they put them both in.  Yes, to say it again, this is the book that people actually believe is the infallible word of God.)

Anyway, the notes just had a spoiler.  They say, “Those who gathered the Deuteronomic traditions believed that the kingdom of Israel had suffered defeat through succumbing to Canaanite influence.”  Wait, WHAT?!?!?!  Earlier I was complaining about how all this time, they are on the border of Canaan, and rather than just going down there and taking over like they are supposed to, they have to pause and wait one more time while Moses gives another speech.  Now, it turns out, if I’m reading this right, when they invade Canaan, THEY LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am speechless.  I actually know very little about the bible.  I know the stories in Genesis very well, and I know that Moses lead Israel out of Egypt, and the Red Sea, and they wander the desert for 40 years, and God promised them Canaan.  I know that, then I have absolutely no idea what happens next.  I know the stories, like David and Goliath, Samson and Delilah, splitting the baby, but I don’t know the context—who is this king that threatens to split the baby?  When is that happening?  What’s going on?  No idea.  So, we get to Deuteronomy, and Moses gets up there to say, “Okay, we’re about to finally do it!  I just want to remind you of the rules, now let’s go get ’em!”  After all this promising, and knowing that these five books are the Torah, the most important five, here is the climax, I thought surely this is it, this is what we’ve been waiting for.  Now, if I understood this note correctly, God fails AGAIN!  And this is the God they are following?!  It is utterly amazing.

Okay, well, now for the first time ever I am actually on the edge of my seat.  Can they really lose after all this time?  Of course, it wasn’t the bible itself that created this tension, it was the note-writers, but I am still interested.

Okay, I read the introduction to Deuteronomy more carefully.  It looks like Israel will be able to defeat Canaan.  Then, at some point later, Israel loses to Assyria.  The Kingdom of Judah is the only one that remained faithful to God, so, allegedly, God spared them while he let Israel be defeated.  Still, it gets back to what I have said a hundred times about God’s faithfulness.  Anyway, Deuteronomy was written during the time of Josiah, a king in the Kingdom of Judah, to convince the people of Judah to remain faithful to God (meaning, of course, to the leadership).

Some other interesting things.  Since we’ve established already God clearly isn’t the only god, it really sucks that we got stuck with the god that we call God!  The Canaanite gods were gods of fertility!  How much more fun must that have been than this dumb ole god we’re stuck with now?!

The language of this book has definitely changed.  It’s stronger, more powerful in some way.  Here’s a cool quote:  “Know then that the Lord your God is God, the faithful God; with those who love him and keep his commandments he keeps covenant and faith for a thousand generations, but those who defy him and show their hatred for him he repays with destruction:  he will not be slow to require any who so hate him.”  Deut. 7.9.

A couple more things.  This is interesting.  Here (chapter 8) the hardships and delay in the Wilderness is reinterpreted (the note says) to mean that God was teaching them discipline before Canaan.  The claim now is that Canaan is going to be so great you will be tempted.  You need to learn discipline before I give it to you.

One more thing I must point out.  Stupid-ass American Christian Taliban insist that Islam is evil.  One of their arguments is that Muhammad was a warlord and the Koran advocates “holy war” against” infidels.  Did you pick up on what this section was about?  Read the seven nation quote at the top again.  God tells them explicitly to execute all the non-believing Canaanites.  How the fuck is Islam more violent than Judaism/Christianity?  (Of course I’m not saying Islam is BETTER than the other two.  What is idiotic is to think any of them is better or worse than the others.)

--bibletoenail



Quotables:
“Know then that the Lord your God is God, the faithful God; with those who love him and keep his commandments he keeps covenant and faith for a thousand generations, but those who defy him and show their hatred for him he repays with destruction:  he will not be slow to require any who so hate him.”  Deut. 7.9.

“He humbled you and made you hungry; then he fed you on manna which neither you nor your fathers had known before, to teach you that man cannot live on bread alone but lives by every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord.”  8.3.

“You shall devour all the nations which the Lord your God is giving over to you.  Spare none of them, and do not worship their gods; that is the snare which awaits you.”  —Deut. 7.16

“Be in no dread of them, for the Lord your God is in your midst, a great and terrible god.”  —Deut. 7.21

“He humbled you and made you hungry; then he fed you on manna which neither you nor your fathers had known before, to teach you that man cannot live on bread alone but lives by every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord.”  —Deut. 8.3

“Nor must you say to yourselves, ‘My own strength and energy have gained me this wealth,’ but remember the Lord your God; it is he that gives you strength to become prosperous, so fulfilling the covenant guaranteed by oath with your forefathers, as he is doing now.”  —Deut. 8.17–18


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